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was teaching violin from 9am to 4:35pm. non-stop. though its onli one day per week, it seems always like a miracle that i manage to survive 7 plus close to 8 hrs of talking and singing to my students..often in futile attempts to get them to sound better. =.< Maybe i should consider shouting at them the very next time they try practising LAST MINUTE. Now i sort of understand why all those old old teachers are always so FIERCE. Maybe i'll end up behaving even more atrociously than them one fine day, when my patience wear thin and i'll no longer be a shu2 nu3. I'll just be plain sarcastic and mean, and make all my students cry. FWAHAHA.=D That doesn't seem like a bad idea. =)

Here's the scenario:

1st week
*Student playing the G major scale.*

Me: Okay, (starts counting the beats) one two three four...

Student plays : D...E...F...

Me : Waitwait...what major is this?

Student answered calmly : G major.

Me: Yah, G major, then y you play lst note D? Shouldn't G major start with...G? its common sense right? G maj start with G, D major start with D...

Student *nods vigorously in agreement*


2nd Week
Me: Okay, G major ah,ready..(counts beats again) one two three four...

Student: D...E...F...G...

Me: ...

Student: A...B...C...D...E

Me: ...

*Student finishes and look at me.*

Me: What is wrong with ur scale?

Student: uh...

Me *waits expectantly*

Student *widens eyes and stares at score*

Me: Pengz... +_+''' ...G major start with wat note...

Student: ...G...

Me: then y you still play D note every week???

Student: ...

Me *$#%&#&%*^%$!!!(scolding in my fantasy)* : U never practise again right? even if never practise G major start with G note should be common sense right?

*Student fidgets with the bow and shuffles feet, looks at floor.*

Me: VOMIT BLOOD. T_T